myopia:

buttsexington:

lexmccoy:

motherfuckingsassmaster:

scruffyglitterboi:

Lo’s name means: 1) Highly suspicious. 2) To go broke buying anime figures.

Maddon’s name means: 1) To get excited after seeing homo. 2) Suffering. 

Lindsey’s name means: 1) Suspected of being homo. 2) To become a magical girl!

Alexius’ name means: 1) A lovely lady. 2) To have no special characteristics.

Shannon’s name means: 1) To stick something up your butt. 2) Doesn’t actually exist.

Ames’s name means: 1) To be in despair. 2) A dangerous person..

Carol Anne’s name means: 1) To have no special characteristics. 2) To have no special characteristics.

(Source: kotesticle)